Apr 19

When will this thing end? - Shes dead now. Yes its a shame. Cancer is a shame. Everyone should now take smear tests more seriously. We get it.

What i dont get, is why people have instantly forgotten what Jade Goody was famous for. Yes thats right, absolutely nothing unless of course you class being on Big Brother as a talent. I am getting sick and tired of everyone saying what an ‘INSPIRATION‘ she was… lmfao er.. how?

 

Mar 01

It’s official, I’m excited!

F1 season is back 29th march and I can’t friggin wait!

Feb 23

Happy birthday dad. Still miss you like crazy :”-(

Feb 16

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Feb 15

I will blog more!!!

Feb 13

This is a test post from my new phone

Jan 27

Bearing in mind that anyone over the age of 13 can join facebook, and ANYONE on facebook can view/join public groups should people be allowed to use any word the group title?

Displaying 1 - 10 out of over 500 group results for: cunt

Dec 13

After 14 Years of tireless hunting, i have finally found the Drum & Bass track that haunted my teenage years. I am so happy i could rip a tissue, listening to it was every bit as good as i knew it would be. Phwarrrrrr!!!

The track, Project X - walking in the air part 2, which takes the vocals from The Snowman. Aled Jones at his finest, with a heavy drum track and bassline to match. Its F**king fantastic!!

 

Dec 11

Who, in their right mind would sign up for a job with these people? - I have just watched an advert, as has probably the rest of the daytime tv watching british public where they proudly announce…

‘Earn up to £30,000 a year…’

As attractive as that sounds, why would anyone want their earning potential capped before they have even applied for the damn job? - why would anyone want to do a job where anyone who watches television will know the MAXIMUM you could ever earn?

With all things advertising like, you can also bet that to actually earn the £30,000 you would have to work a 23.7hour day, 7days a week, 365days a year. unless of course its a leap year - in which case, you will be expected to work that extra day.

I made this mistake many years ago when all my mates went off to college.. i thought.. pfff suckers, im gonna get me a job! - there i was, £75 a week going into my pocket when my mates were earning £30. I even got a few wage increases while friends were still studying. Then the next time a look, i was still earning roughly what i was 5 years ago, and all my friends were now lighting cigars with £50 notes!

Come on Red, do yourself a favour and stop advertising the fact that it will be impossible for anyone working for you to earn over £30k a year, you might find the phone ringing a little more often.

Dec 06

I just found out that Butters means ugly in ghetto speak… i had no idea! Now i understand southpark a little better… fantastic!

In other news - WELL DONE to Joe Swash for winning that dribble, ‘Im a z-list Celeb, get me some PR’ tv show, the guy made an otherwise unwatchable show, reasonable. He was by far the best thing about the show, its ’stars’, its presenters (cheeky phone scamming tacky chappies…) and reality shows in general.

Joe - keep it real fella… absolutely stunning performance proving that if you have a good enough personality you dont need a 36-ZZ Bra, or a 20 year old pop song to cling onto to capture the hearts of the UK’s tv audiences.