May 27

This goes out to all you chav girls in and around essex yesterday in the pouring rain thinking you look the mutts nutts in your stupidly expensive and totally unpractical sheepskin footware. Read the label.. these boots should be kept out of the rain.. lmfo.. gonna get a lot of use out of them in the UK eh… :p

Just goes to show people put image before anything else. Dumb bints!

 

May 24

Hello people.. its a lazy saturday afternoon and we are awaiting one of pizza huts motorcycle morons so that we can tuck into some pizza goodness. Whats new you ask…well actually you dont ask, i just need to say, so if your even remotely interested you will read.

Janet has had the operation on her foot - that all went fantastically, shes back at home and resting now. She will be off work for 6 weeks whilst recovering and i have taken 2 weeks off so i can make sure she doesnt have any mishaps.

Sofas are being delivered on tuesday, at long last…. we’ve been making do with blow-up sofas (no, not the muslim type..) until now and even though they are quite comfy.. they are no match for the genuine leather reclining bad boys that are on order - CANT FRIKKIN WAIT!

Car - I still have it, i havent been able to bring myself to call them and tell them to come get it. I simply must though, and i know it.. its causing the greatest conflict of interest ive ever suffered !!

Lastly… My name is Earl. No, not me, but the TV show..E4 are currently re-running the first series and cos we are sitting in the flat doing nothing, i thought id give it a go and all i can say is im quite impressed. If you havent seen it, give it a shot :)

Thats it for now.. more pictures coming and hey you never know, maybe ill update this a bit more often now i dont have anything better to do :)