Petrol Heads Manifesto Its all change.
Jul 29

Again…. its an advert that has driven me to blogging. This time however i believe the subject matter will be hard to top. Periods are one of the things that happen, we all know it happens, but we don’t need nor want to be reminded of it. Women bleeding from their lady garden to wash away unwanted / unused eggs. Dried, dirty blood mashed up in sweaty pubic hair and left to ‘bond’ for a few hours. Thanks for that image whilst I watch prime time TV and tuck into my mash and tomato sauce. Women need sanitary towels. Selling them must be the easiest job in the world.

If your a woman and you don’t have one of these devices you will simply leak out of your front bottom and onto whatever surface you happen to be standing over at the time, right? - So its within your interest to go LOOKING for these products. Advertiser’s don’t need to come looking for you. Using this theory, why cant women read about the benefits of the particular product through the wonders of a fact sheet, or even decent product labeling. NOT explained in full, gory detail to 5 million people eating their evening meal during the break of Coronation Street.

Just to add insult to injury…. what advertising genius thought of this latest gem? ‘have a happy period’ - yeh.. You soo know your target audience don’t you. How the f*** can anyone have a happy period?! - No one wants them; no one wants to be reminded of them.

Whatever next?!

 
Have a happy smear test…?!

URGHHHH!

 

 

2 Responses to “Have a happy period.”

  1. Janet Says:

    You sicko.

    Don’t you have anything better to blog about than that! For goodness sake man, somethings aren’t supposed to be talked about, especially not by men!!

  2. warwa Says:

    cor, sounds like someone’s NOT having a happy period?! Time of the month dear?! That is gross aswell, thatnks for reiterating a horrific image!

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