The wonderful world of Rik ‘Ranting’ Harris

The England football team have redesigned their logo. Replacing the 3 lions with three tampons to signify their worst period ever!

Joking aside, the match was a disapointment for me (as i guess it was for the rest of the UK) and many questions i had went unanswered. Why the fcuk wasnt that butter fingers goalie replaced, more importantly, why was he even picked?!

On the upside it was good to see old golden balls back and it was even better to see that he has regained some of the old magic that i thought had gone with his silly haircuts.

Whats new in my life? - not much other than i have decided that the beast has to go, and soon. I need a break from owning a car for a bit while i get myself back on track. I’m growing up and the time for the hot hatch has come to an end. It was fun while it lasted but i really need a bigger car thats reliable, comfortable and standard!

The theoretical replacement list for the Golf is short and the winning contender so far is the Audi S4 which ticks all the right boxes. Big, powerful, subtle and fast (just ignore the MPG figures!). Will keep you all posted on what i decide.

Right off to bed now, have to be up early. Oh, new job is going ok, just incase you wanted to know

 Its no good pretending you cant hear the result Lewis… You lost. You lost BIG. You showed your lack of experience by getting all hot under the collar and fluffing it and letting the slippery spaniard slime his way through on the first corner. You then try and come back and just end up getting completely out of shape. I know what followed wasnt really your fault.. the gearbox deciding Neutral was a better gear for you to coast around the track, losing valuable positions and losing the as it turned out, a vital 30seconds from your race.

I wanted to cry. i wanted to turn the TV off and run around chanting ‘la la la’ as if this would stop the carnage that the race was turning into. Janet told me to stop being so silly and i then got back into it again, thinking, hoping, praying that Lewis would fight his way back through the field and do a ‘Rocky’ on us all. Sadly this wasnt the case either, thanks to the idiot team who decided that Lewis should be the only one on a 3 stop strategy. Genius.

Its all over for british sport. Rugby, Football, and now the Formula one. Its like us brits cant take the pressure when it comes to finals. We are cool, groovy and all powerful getting to the final then we fold. We fold like a cheap hooker who got hit in the stomach by a fat guy with sores on his face. (if you dont watch friends that will mean nothing.. lol)

Roll on 2008 where Traction control will be a distant memory, and lets sort the men from the boys! - Oh and apparently i have to say well done to some finnish guy for some race hes won. Well done you Tosser

Lewis Hamilton - its all about you mate! - tomorrow you need to knock um dead fella. We lost the rugby, we are most certainly out of the football and dont even get me started on our sorry excuse for a tennis player. Englands entire sporting hopes rests on your young sholders.

We wanna see a good race and im sure you will deliver just please try and be careful not to park it on the gravel this time! Oh, and to all you Hamilton slaters out there.. you just watch out cos there is a whole can of whoop-ass waiting for you after Lewis picks up the WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP trophy in his FIRST SEASON.